hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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