i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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