were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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