Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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