so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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