btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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