My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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