are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize
