You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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