I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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