I think I am morally bankrupt
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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