my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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