i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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