Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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