Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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