omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize