Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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