I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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