just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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