HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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