I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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