God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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