i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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