i just google imaged poop.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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