Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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