she kept yelling 'call me bella'
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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