he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You ate ashes out of my bong
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