did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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