So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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