not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
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