Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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