can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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