Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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