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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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