Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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