Yo dont text me then not text me
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
