What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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