I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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