it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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