Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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