Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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