He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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