do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
When are your genitals available?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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