I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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