is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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