Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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