how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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