I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
COCAINE IS GR8
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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