Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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