I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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