my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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