This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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