Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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