That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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